New project: 'Tis not thee, but I

One of my friends was recently considering how to tell a guy she'd been out with a few times that she didn't think they clicked. She was a little concerned about how to do it because they work in the same field and are bound to run into each other now and again. I suggested that she could use a variation of a dumping text that I'd recently used - which I had, in fact, partially copy & pasted from one I had received myself. Anyway, that spiralled into us exchanging breakup cliches, which somehow became historified, and which has now become a Tumblr.

So I present to you, my latest online project: 'Tis not thee, but I - breakup lines from faux-history.

Here are some of my favourite posts so far: